{"product_id":"dad-is-not-a-tissue-hardcover","title":"Dad Is Not a Tissue! - Hardcover","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eRebecca Su\u003c\/b\u003e (Author), \u003cb\u003eAmanda Letcher\u003c\/b\u003e (Illustrator)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDad is not a tissue!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHe swings you high and makes you grin-\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ebut boogers don't belong on him!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eInspired by a true family moment, this hilarious rhyming picture book for toddlers, preschoolers, and kindergarten kids (ages 2-6) follows a curious child who tests every possible \"tissue\"-from Dad and the dog, to the wall, the couch, and even the fishbowl-before discovering the right place to wipe a nose.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWith playful repetition and laugh-out-loud gross humor, \u003cem\u003eDad Is Not a Tissue!\u003c\/em\u003e turns everyday booger battles into a fun read-aloud about hygiene, boundaries, and growing independence.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerfect for: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Kids who love silly and slightly gross humor\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Parents teaching manners and personal space\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Classroom read-alouds in preschool and kindergarten\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Father's Day gifts\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Families who know the struggle of sleeve-wiping\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- A boredom-buster read when kids are home sick with colds\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFrom nose-goo drips to booger puddles, this charming family picture book captures the messy, loving reality of early childhood-where learning happens one funny moment at a time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 28\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.25 x 8.5 x 8.5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e February 24, 2026\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":62110773182834,"sku":"9798994793800","price":35.78,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0987\/2972\/2226\/files\/pG-Vcun2J09798994793800.webp?v=1784880429","url":"https:\/\/www.novelpanel.com\/products\/dad-is-not-a-tissue-hardcover","provider":"Novel Panel","version":"1.0","type":"link"}