{"product_id":"ignoramus-book-9","title":"Ignoramus: Book 9","description":"If there's a more inopportune date for an elementary school boy to have a birthday than February 14th, Aldo Zelnick wants to know what it is. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eWith his 11th birthday -- and Valentine's Day -- fast approaching, Aldo plans a guys-only party with absolutely no pink, lace, or hearts, thank you very much. But what will happen if the girls, who all seem to have a crush on Aldo's friend, Danny, crash the party? \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eIn this story, told in part by Aldo's friend-who-happens-to-be-a-girl, Bee, Aldo learns early that love means always having to say you're sorry. The humorous plot and lively drawings in this laugh-out-loud book will captivate enthusiastic and reluctant readers alike. This ninth installment in an A-to-Z alphabet series also includes a glossary of fun and challenging \"I words,\" such as inkling, irk, and impervious.\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Bailiwick Press","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":62104983634290,"sku":"BS-R4W-649732","price":8.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0987\/2972\/2226\/files\/9781934649732-HD.jpg?v=1784746484","url":"https:\/\/www.novelpanel.com\/products\/ignoramus-book-9","provider":"Novel Panel","version":"1.0","type":"link"}