{"product_id":"mini-moo-must-die","title":"Mini Moo Must Die","description":"\u003cp\u003eIn the heart of Beverly Hills, luxury has a new face. And it weighs exactly four and a half pounds.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eValentina Bellacourt is breathtakingly, magnificently, almost poetically stupid. As the heiress to a glittery empire of delusion, she spends her days dodging thought processes and her nights surviving accidents that should, by all laws of physics, have killed her.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut Valentina's luck is about to run out of snacks.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMeet \u003cb\u003eMini Moo\u003c\/b\u003e. To the world, she's a fluffy Pomeranian in a monogrammed silk sweater. To the rotating staff of the Bellacourt estate, she's a mechanical genius with the cold, calculating soul of a Victorian serial killer. She doesn't bark, she doesn't growl, and she doesn't play fetch. She studies hydraulic jacks. She masters industrial laundry sensors. She evaluates human behavior for structural weaknesses.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMini Moo isn't just a \"bad dog.\" She is an inevitable, silent force of nature who has decided that Los Angeles isn't big enough for both her and the woman who calls her \"Mommy.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAs the bodies of the estate staff begin to pile up in increasingly \"accidental\" and mechanically complex ways, only one thing is certain: In the city of dreams, some nightmares come with a pink bow.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eMINI MOO MUST DIE\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ci\u003eA Horror Comedy for anyone who knew that the things under ten pounds were the ones you really had to watch out for.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Independently Published","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":62065965465970,"sku":"BS-R4W-282850","price":18.39,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0987\/2972\/2226\/files\/9798196282850-HD.jpg?v=1784212863","url":"https:\/\/www.novelpanel.com\/products\/mini-moo-must-die","provider":"Novel Panel","version":"1.0","type":"link"}