My Life as a 6th Grade Super Zero

You'd think being a superhero would be cool. And you're right. It would be cool, especially since the entire world is filled with plain old regular people. Superheroes and supervillains are kind of hard to find, but not as hard as some people like to think. So, anything would be better than being just a normal, everyday 6th grader, right? Wrong. The only thing worse than being an average kid would be what I am, and that is a hero with a totally useless, mega wonky, super power. I'm a dud-a zero. That's me, Theo Perkins, a 6th grade super-freaking-zero.