The Washingtonians

Mike and his family are soon terrorized by a secret society of modern day colonials who call themselves The Washingtonians. After a letter is found hidden in Mike's grandmother's barn, a gruesome letter exposing the dark truth that our first president of the United States, George Washington, was in fact a cannibal, his cult of devoted followers are on the hunt to keep the dead president's carnivorous past sacred.

Not only do The Washingtonians want the letter from leaking into the public's consciousness, they also have an insatiable appetite for the tender flesh of Mike's ten-year-old daughter, Amy. Knowledge is power, and staying ignorant is bliss. It is best to keep the public blind and history whole. If word gets out, it will rewrite the very foundation of the country as we know it.