Dad Is Not a Tissue!

Dad is not a tissue!

He swings you high and makes you grin-

but boogers don't belong on him!

Inspired by a true family moment, this hilarious rhyming picture book for toddlers, preschoolers, and kindergarten kids (ages 2-6) follows a curious child who tests every possible "tissue"-from Dad and the dog, to the wall, the couch, and even the fishbowl-before discovering the right place to wipe a nose.

With playful repetition and laugh-out-loud gross humor, Dad Is Not a Tissue! turns everyday booger battles into a fun read-aloud about hygiene, boundaries, and growing independence.

Perfect for:

- Kids who love silly and slightly gross humor

- Parents teaching manners and personal space

- Classroom read-alouds in preschool and kindergarten

- Father's Day gifts

- Families who know the struggle of sleeve-wiping

- A boredom-buster read when kids are home sick with colds

From nose-goo drips to booger puddles, this charming family picture book captures the messy, loving reality of early childhood-where learning happens one funny moment at a time.